Does anyone want to be divorced??

First of all, I would like to extend my apology to whom may concern to this note, since i am only inspired by some person’s failures in their “voyages”, so I therefore need to convince everybody not to consider this note as a personal assault, it is purely made by merely aiming to provide all of you other point of views you might have never thought before.

This Saturday benefits me much with pleasures which used to be scarce when I am in the weekdays. One of them is the “qualified “ infotainments in which I got inspiration to develop this note.

It was probably a weekend which shift the methods of gossiping the celebrities from one-by-one cases to a sort of kaleidoscope of similar cases. And the topic for this weekend was divorce.

The episode started somehow with a confession from a not-so-popular .... (well, it’s hard to define his profession, whether singer, actor, comedian or male mistress?) let say celebrity who publicly envoy his plan to divorce his wife because of these reasons:
a. Their marriage was not built on love
b. The initial motives behind his deciscion to get married was only popularity.
c. He is actually a damn coward j*rk.

Wow, I have to say that he is a good scriptwriter for his own “staged” marriage. Then let me be an author for the sake of the first edition of my book tittled “happily-ever-after-wedding(s).” hahaha

Frankly speaking, divorce is a common vocabulary for me. This year, so far, I heard ”breaking news” about my friend’s divorces, and it was not one, but three!!. From the tragedy of physical abuses, premarital prosecution and sexual disorientation. Hmm…those cases somewhat scare me to have my own ones.

#First Case, around February or March.
He’s in the early thirty’s, had been married for one or maybe two months, is living lonely after his wife left him desperately. His wife was hiring a lawyer to prosecute him, in case of manipulation of sexual orientation. He employed another top-rated lawyer, and won, because of the absence of a powerful law jurisdiction about his “unique” case. Happy Ending.


#Second Case, around July
He’s in the end of twenty’s, had been married for three years, is married for the second times. He allegedly did some unethical and embarassing behaviours, such as drinking and gambling. His wife indicated hypersexuality, but doesn’t reproduce at all. No criminialization, two families arrived into an agreement, divorce was done one month later. Win-Win Solution.


#Third Case, around September.
She’s in the middle of twenty’s, has been being married for five years, is suing her husband for verbal, physical and sexual harassments. She admitted that her union with her would-be-ex-husband was commited without love, but mercy. Her parents are welcoming her decision, no “harta-gono-gini”, no children, and every body is happy. Simple.


In summary, divorce is a happy ending, a win-win solution, and simple.
So, anyone’s interested???





Ratu Lanang Sejagat